whatever floats your boat...just don't let it sink

toastedkitten:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

I knew this and i dont even play skyrim.
-_-

marinasaurus9:

How I want my relationship with my cat to be:

How it really is:

I have so much shit to do. 

So.

Much.

But I just can’t. My mind doesn’t want to write about the importance of the open road in Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing. 

It just doesn’t. :(

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

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tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

• i am not a letter grade
• i am not a gpa
• i am not a statistic
• i am not just a student
• i am good at something
• i am more than what an institution tells me i am

• i am legend

• i am iron man

• i am the monster parents tell their children about at night

• i am the doctor

• i am a high functioning sociopath
• do your research

• i am an angel of the lord

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